1. Is there anywhere else to be other than the Left Field Lounge this baseball season?
2. Aren’t we glad that Holly and Chadwick are now separated on the “Real World/Road Rules Battle of The Season?”
3. Does the Hunt Club add on every other week?
4. Speaking of which, wasn’t Ben Fant’s article “Personal space ruining good bar experiences” just splendid?
5. To all the juniors and seniors, no matter what your major is, doesn’t grad school sound like an absolutely wonderful idea considering this recession?
6. I know we don’t have one around here, but what’s really going on with Church’s Chicken that they afford to give away six pieces for $2.99?
7. Britney Spears sings “I’m not a girl yet not a woman,” but wouldn’t you agree that her assets suggest otherwise?
8. Why is Final Fantasy X so awesome?
9. Isn’t it funny watching some guys try to deny seeing a Lifetime Original Movie?
10. Is this semester going by fast or what?
11. Can you believe there is a club/bar here with a VIP program?
12. Doesn’t it just crack you up when someone says that they’re not racist, and in an attempt to prove it, they say, “My best friend is black”?
13. Why is it that intoxicated people like to insist that they aren’t?
14. Don’t we really appreciate Ludacris’ lyrical brilliance?
15. Did you know we have 12 football games this fall?
16. Isn’t it weird how some people answer, “What’s up?” with “What’s up?”
17. Who told Tri-State Crematory operator Ray Brent Marsh that what he did (burying bodies instead of cremating them) would be a good idea?
18. How did this man sleep at night?
19. Considering that we are a dry campus, how ironic is it that most of the aluminum cans recycled near fraternity and sorority row are that of Natural Light, Bud Light, Coors Light and Budweiser?
20. Would you agree that Aaliyah, in “Queen of The Damned,” is one of the sexist vampires we’ve ever laid eyes on?
21. How disgusting is it to have to drink out of the same cup, not to mention baby-sitting that same cup, all night at these penny-you-call-it events?
22. The drive to Wal-Mart is more of a road trip than a drive, right?
23. Is there such a thing as going an entire day without hearing Alicia Keys on the radio?
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Marcus Daniels
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February 26, 2002
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