1. How confusing are those four-way stops on campus when you’re not paying attention?
2. And doesn’t it seem you’re always the one to throw the rotation off?
3. Are the fraternities taking turns getting kicked off campus?
4. Wouldn’t it absolutely stink to be the CEO of ENRON right about now?
5. Because it has become such a part of our everyday lives, wouldn’t it be weird not to hear about Afghanistan, the Taliban or Osama bin Laden from day-to-day?
6. Doesn’t “Excalibur” just sound like a strip joint?
7. To be fashionable these days, wouldn’t you agree that all you have to do is rip, tear, un-hem or shred any clothing you already own?
8. Speaking of shredding, wouldn’t it just pain you to be one of the big dawgs of ENRON right now?
9. How cool is it to go to class on Monday, wearing a turtleneck, parka and gloves and by Wednesday you’re wearing a tank top, shorts and flip-flops and having to do it all over again the next week?
10. Everybody does it, even Prince Harry, need I say more?
11. What could Lil’ Romeo possibly know about love?
12. To all my sushi lovers out there, how awesome is the sushi at The Chocolate Giraffe?
13. Didn’t Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly do an incredible job in “A Beautiful Mind?”
14. Who would have thought pretzels could be so dangerous?
15. At times, doesn’t it seem like a ride on the gray shuttle would be like a Thursday night at the Hunt Club minus the booze and cigarette smoking?
16. S-P-U-R-R-I-E-R, wouldn’t you agree that this is the new spelling for rich Caucasian male?
17. Can you not wait until about four weeks when all those New Year’s resolutions go down the drain and there’s actually room for you to enjoy your workouts once again?
18. Isn’t it funny how the idea of being back in school really won’t hit home until that first test?
19. Doesn’t it just tick you off when someone thinks they’re better than someone else?
20. Speaking of which, how true was Tony Odom’s opinion article “People have right ideas, wrong methods?”
21. Isn’t “Real World Chicago” going to be way better than “Real World New York?” While we are on the subject of television reality shows, am I the only one who thought that “The Chair” was going to be the ultimate reality program of 2002 — live execution?
22. After watching ABC’s “Alias,” doesn’t it make you feel like going out and jumping an electrical fence leading to a condemned factory stashing governmental secrets that you unlock with a paper clip, all while talking to your parents on your Palm Pilot/Nokia 6325 cell phone/watch?
23. Haven’t we had enough of Destiny’s Child?