‘Falwell-O (The Bozo Boat Song)”Sung to the tune of “Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)” by Harry Belafonte
Put on your Hawaiian shirt, get yourself a boat drink and enjoy!
Falwell-O!
Jerry Falwell-O!
(Crazy man has done it again)
Interviewed for Sunday night show
(Crazy man has done it again)
when he said he was in the know
(Crazy man don’t know when to quit)
About Islam and its head honcho
(Crazy man is just full of…(long pause ) …poop)
Said Mohammed was “terrorist”
(Crazy man needs to get real job)
Got a bunch of people real..(long pause)….mad.
(Crazy man is ignorant blob)
Falwell not know about Koran
(Crazy man seek power and cash)
Mohammed say not to kill unarmed man
(Crazy man is pain in the…(long pause)…behind)
Falwell need to study Crusades
(Crazy man need to learn hist-o-ry)
Muslim villagers put to the blade
(Crazy man blind to reality)
Christians launched “jihad” of their own
(Crazy man has one mandate:)
Till Saladin the Great sent them back home
(Implementation of church-run state)
Falwell say things like this before
(Crazy man spout off last fall)
Made folks mad at the start of war
(Crazy man embarrass us all)
Did not blame attacks on the terrorists
(Crazy man spread lies and fear)
Blamed it on gays and feminists
(Crazy man needs kick in the rear)
And we recall not long ago
(Crazy man he stirs up strife)
What he said about a kids’ show
(Crazy man need to get a life)
Said that the purple Tel-e-tub-by
(Purse and triangle were his clues)
Was gay like that guy, Liberace
(Crazy man has some real issues)
Larry Flynt got Falwell real steamed
(Crazy man he does not like smut)
Made fun of him in porn magazine
(Crazy man he has a big butt)
No one ask Falwell to his face
(Crazy man would have pitched a fit)
Why he read Hustler in the first place?
(Crazy man must be hypocrite)
Falwell-O!
Jerry Fal, Jerry Fal, Jerry Falwell-O!
(Crazy man sure to spout off again.)
Tony Odom is a graduate student in the history department.